We all have those classes that we would rather not have. You know the one I'm talking about. That class with zero personality. I have had quite a few of those actually. I remember wishing that a tsunami or tornado would hit, or even an alien aircraft would come and vaporize everyone. I would pray for anything to cancel the class or at least postpone it. I know you are thinking, oh come on, it couldn't have been that bad. Well I am telling you that it was worse. How can one cope with such classes? How can an ESL teacher survive? When all hope is gone and hangman just doesn't quite cut it anymore...
Remember why you are there
Sometimes we as ESL teachers have to remind ourselves why we wake up each day and put on our good shoes. Sometimes we have to remember the first time our lesson fell into place and everything just clicked. Sometimes we have to dig deep down and search for the teacher within. Remind yourself that you are not responsible for only making entertaining lessons, but for making meaningful and educational lessons as well. I know some teachers that only survive by making their students laugh, but when those teachers get home, they ask themselves "what in the world did I just teach". If you remember that you are there in front of that class to teach English and not to be a clown, you will do just fine!
Plan for the worst and then plan for worse
You know that saying, there's no such thing as a bad plan. Well I disagree. You know when we plan not to plan because we are just that great. That's a bad plan! Never underestimate the power of a well-thought out lesson. It can save you a million times over. It is very easy and quite simple to deviate from a plan if something doesn't go your way, but how do you deviate from a "no plan"? It simply just makes the class or lesson even worse. I normally try to anticipate any and everything that might come up during a class. Sometimes, the best student in the class is absent and you are just left with the unmotivated and untalented individuals. You should plan for that.
Just because they like you doesn't mean they like your class
We all want to be liked and loved by our students. I can't imagine anyone who would want to be hated. Right? It is easy to fall into the cycle of planning lessons and condoning certain undesirable behavior in order to be liked by our students. It is ever so tempting, because we all remember how much fun we had when we were in school and being taught by that teacher who just let us do whatever we wanted. But if we asked ourselves what did we learn from that teacher, the answer would be hard to find. Just remember that students will laugh in your class and smile every time they see you, and then when the student questionnaire gets passed around, they will trash you behind your back. They like you, but they just don't like being taught by you.
Back to zero personality
So, if you have to face that class with no personality, you should consider the following. Are your lessons balanced? Do you spend enough time explaining activities and giving directions? Do your lessons accommodate a wide range of learning styles? Are your lessons both teacher and student led. Are your lessons communicative and interactive? Do you remember to smile? Do you in fact have a personality yourself? Do you know what you are talking about? How much time do you spend planning lessons? Do you teach exactly from the textbook? Would you want to be taught by you?
